Lyrics: Lyrics: Ultimate Ritual (Snooz)

Omnia sonat satanica Dum cantatur Latine Lucifer adduxerunt nobis lucem miseratiónum

(Everything sounds satanic when it is sung in Latin. Lucifer brought us the light.)

The pitch from the game’s creator:

Landlord Simulator is a game about being the landlord of an apartment. Every tenant is adamant about their particularities and rituals, and when they’re overly stressed about these obsessions not being fulfilled (e.g. neat freak seeing a mess, guy sees toilet paper roll facing in instead of out) they would go on a tantrum, break a bunch of things, and then leave. The tenant is then immediately replaced and your apartment rating drops a star.

Given an environment predisposed to chaos, I’d like a touch of irony with some very homely music. Almost to corporate muzak territory. This is a wonderful 3.5br/8ba to live in, after all.

goat mom :(

I didn’t know this song was about having undiagnosed ADHD when I wrote it, because it was not yet diagnosed.

I’ve been told this one’s super relatable, on that note.

Lyrics: Adding Up To Nothing

Your head is in the cloud You don’t know who you are Try to do everything you can Spread yourself too far

Everything that you want to know How to come undone Boiling over, time to kill In the frozen sun

Everything that we used to know Has a zero sum Ice cubes in the goldfish bowl Where we’ve come undone

Nerves of tissue, lung of steel Sleep until we’re dead Warm the soul with antifreeze A frozen mind instead

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Lyrics: Lyrics: And Counting

hello, hello hello, hello hello, hello hello, hello hello, hello (hello) goodbye

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