Sockpuppet Releases.

We’re so happy that you want to stay But our city’s full please go away We don’t want to turn away your kind So come anyway, I guess we won’t mind

We know what you’ve seen on the TV How we live our lives totally fancy free But you really ought to know Portlandia is just a show

We are passive, and aggressive Sacred bike rights often start fights But we all drive, when you arrive We say you’ll never need a car

We have hipsters – Silly tricksters We’re ironic – Catatonic Brew our own beer, but please don’t fear ‘Cause there’s always PBR

So you live here now, you want a job? I guess that’s cool – you’re not a slob You could work at a restaurant If that is the kind of job you want

What’s that you say? You have a degree? A master’s in sustainability? That’s really great, but you oughta know I just got mine an hour ago

We are passive, and aggressive Sacred bike rights often start fights But we all drive, when you arrive We say you’ll never need a car

We have hipsters – Silly tricksters We’re ironic – Catatonic Brew our own beer, but please don’t fear ‘Cause there’s always PBR

I guess we can’t talk you out of it So welcome to Portland, We Give A Shit™ What’s that you say, you love the sky so blue? Well I guess I’ve got some news for you…

We are passive, and aggressive Sacred bike rights often start fights But we all drive, when you arrive We say you’ll never need a car

We have hipsters – Silly tricksters We’re ironic – Catatonic Brew our own beer, but please don’t fear ‘Cause there’s always PBR And there’s always PBR And there’s always PBR