Sockpuppet Releases.

I heard what the robot said I’m going back to bed ‘Cause I know if I don’t get enough sleep I’ll just be seein’ red

I think I’ll stay inside No reason not to hide Maybe if they don’t hear a peep They’ll think I already died

How we gonna get ourselves out of this one Why can’t they just go and shoot the moon Someone should do something about this terror from outer space I hope that this bad nightmare is ending soon

I heard what the robot said I’m going back to bed Seeing that big pneumatic drill Fills me up with dread

I just can’t stay inside Even if they think I died Smoking crater where it was my favorite hill Maybe it’s time to hide

How we gonna get ourselves out of this one Why’d they have to go and shoot the moon Someone should do something about this threat to the human race I hope that this bad nightmare is ending soon

I heard what the robot said I’m going back to bed ‘Cause I know if I don’t get enough sleep I’ll just be seein’ red

where does the time all go I’m sitting waiting ‘round for you it’s the only life I know I feel like there’s nothing to do these are the themes

and then I get a friend you tell me that she’s there for me that really does depend on everything she does to me these are the themes of my life

you feed and treat me well at least whenever you’re around though I can never tell how late you’re gonna come around these are the themes of my life

and now I’m old and grey Decisions being made for me I hope that I can stay I hope that I can stay These are the themes of my life These are the themes of my life

Another day ending It’s getting cold Tired of mending It’s getting old What have they done to me

Feel it drawing nearer I’m sick of this place I look in the mirror So sick of this face What have they done to me

she said she would go she said she would she said she would go

Smelling the flowers I’m floating in space I’ve been here for hours With a smile on my face What have they done to me

she said she would go she said she would she said she would go she said she would she said she would go she said she would

The last time I was abducted by aliens, they were very excited to meet me.

I came from a place where there were things that were not made from corn, but they loved corn quite a lot. They took me in their corn-shaped space ship and brought me to their planet which was covered in fields upon fields of corn, and when the people greeted me they were wearing corn hats and corn shirts made from corn silk, and when the little children smiled at me they had smiles of corn with little kernels for teeth. And the airplanes left behind corntrails of popcorn, which rained down from the sky all the time, and they ate this popcorn with a corn butter made from corn oil and sweetened with corn syrup. All the children ran in fields of corn while carrying their cornphones that connected them to cornputers, and all they ate was corn, corn, and corn. For protein they had corn nuts, and for dairy they had corn milk, and late at night they’d watch corny movies and standup cornedians making corny jokes, and when they wanted to screw they’d watch hard-corn cornography. This world had a whole lot of corn. But their corn ship had broken down and they couldn’t send me home, so this is where I still live to this day. It is the planet on which you and I and everyone else are. Everything is made from corn. Except the corn. That is made from trimethylsalicylide.

I’m sorry if I bothered you I don’t know what I’m gonna do I have to find myself a place to think

I know what I did was wrong I hoped that you would play along, At least that’s what I’m told by my new shrink

I should make it up to you, So let me know what I can do, It would help make me feel so tickled pink

Please don’t simply turn me down Rejection’s gonna make me frown I think that you should know I’m on the brink

I’m feeling dizzy, it happened again What do you think I should do This person out there, I don’t think it’s me All that I know, I need you

I’m sorry ‘bout your other friend, Reliable until the end; This has been something of a trend I see

And what about the other one, Who thought that it would be so fun To gas himself, it was so Bourgeoisie

It’s simply very puzzling, Why no one can go on living, When they meet you, it’s dizzying to see

I’m sorry 'bout the cyanide And the assisted suicide Oh look, another one has died

Not me!

I’m feeling dizzy, it happened again What do you think I should do That person out there is really not me I know that I know, I need you

I’m sorry but I have to run, It’s been nice, a lot of fun If someone asks, I wasn’t Here

I’m going out of town, I hope nobody drowns, I won’t be 'round but I’ll Be near

I’m feeling dizzy, it happened again What do you think I should do That person out there I hope is not me All that I know, I need you All that I know, I need you All that I wanted is you

i’m feeling numb head banging drum where i come from, i’ll die another day

what happened to me setting myself free an absentee I’m turning away

I know I could be stronger Hold on a little longer Try not to fall in the water But I’ve heard enough

I just keep going faster Heading towards disaster Too late to stop me after I’ve heard enough

Too late for me So let me be We’ll just have to see how this all works out

What things may come I’m feeling dumb Gonna succumb To another doubt

I know I could be stronger Hold on a little longer Try not to fall in the water But I’ve heard enough

I just keep going faster Heading towards disaster Too late to stop me after I’ve heard enough

How hard I try I’m asking why staying dry for now i’m fine

too late, it’s done it’s time to run under the gun your life is on the line

I know I could be stronger Hold on a little longer Try not to fall in the water But I’ve heard enough

I just keep going faster Heading towards disaster Too late to stop me after I’ve heard enough

I know I could be stronger Hold on a little longer Try not to fall in the water But I’ve heard enough

I just keep going faster Heading towards disaster Too late to stop me after I’ve heard enough

You started out thinking you were headin' for a revolution You got some friends together but it really got out of hand

Now you’re spending your nights singing songs in an institution And that’s what it’s like when you’re livin' in a traveling band